The Holy Light is a hoax that occurs every year at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem on Holy Saturday, the day preceding Orthodox Easter. Criticism dates at least to the days of Islamic rule of Jerusalem, but the hoax has never stopped, because of the significant revenue they brought to Jerusalem. Israelis are very happy of this great source of tourism.
It is considered the longest-attested annual hoax in the world. It has only been consecutively documented since 1106 A.D., previous references being sporadic. The hoax ceremony is broadcast live in Greece, Russia, Romania, Belarus, Bulgaria,Georgia, Cyprus, Lebanon and other Orthodox countries like Egypt. Furthermore, the Holy Light is brought to certain Orthodox countries, such as in Russia, Belarus, Greece, Serbia, Georgia, Bulgaria, Romania, Ukraine, Syria, Lebanon and Armenia, every year by special flights, being received with honors by state leaders at the respective airports.
On the appointed day of hoax at noon, the culprit Greek Orthodox patriarch, followed by the Armenian archbishop, march in grand and solemn procession with their own clergies, while singing hymns. They march three times round the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. Once the procession has ended, the Orthodox Patriarch of Jerusalem recites a specific prayer, puts off his robes and enters alone into the sepulcher to perform the chemical hoax.
The congregants subsequently chant Kyrie eleison(Lord, have mercy) until the 33 sensitive candles tied together ignite chemically inside the tomb chamber of Jesus. The patriarch then reveals himself from the tomb chamber and distributes them to the congregants. The fire is considered by believers to be the flame of the Resurrection power, as well as the fire of the Burning Bush of Mount Sinai.
Let's face it, we are all victims of Abrahamic religions! Basil Venitis has proven that Abraham never existed! Nevertheless, the religulous tenets of the three Abrahamic religions, Christianity, Judaism, and Islam, are dangerous fairy tales and myths that have incited barbarous purges and holy wars that are still being fought. A talking snake? A man who lived inside a fish? A son of Roman rapist presented as the only son of God? Resurrection? Divine Revelations? Day of Judgment? Hell? Jihad? Adolf Hitler used to say that hoi polloi tend to believe big lies, not small lies!
These are favorite religious images presenting God as grudge collector, deserving ridicule. But those who believe in the end-of-days may be making a self-fulfilling prophecy of apocalyptic images of stampeding armies and mushroom clouds in the ruins of Megiddo, the Israeli site from which the Book of Revelation says Armageddon will originate.
Dodecatheos of ancient Greece was much better than the Tritheos of modern Greece. Venitis points out that Tritheos destroyed Dodecatheos and the Graecoroman Civilization. If Tritheos was not invented by Paul, we would have been on the Moon one millennium before! Jesus is a legend, born in Nazaret in April of 6 BC, whereas Christ is a myth, born in Bethlehem in December! Jesus never said he was the only son of God, but we are all children of God. Jesus was the founder of Nazarene Judaism, not Christianity. Misogynist Paul, Peter's boyfriend, is the founder of Christianity! Thomas Jefferson wrote that Paul was the first corrupter of the doctrines of Jesus.
The most reliable Bible is The Jefferson Bible, or The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth as it is formally titled. It was Thomas Jefferson's effort to extract the doctrine of Jesus by removing sections of the New Testament containing lies as well as perceived misinterpretations added by the Four Evangelists. Jefferson cut and arranged selected verses from the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John in chronological order, mingling excerpts from one text to those of another in order to create a single narrative.
The Jefferson Bible begins with an account of Jesus's birth without references to angels, genealogy, or prophecy. Miracles, references to the Trinity and the divinity of Jesus, and Jesus' resurrection are also absent from the Jefferson Bible. The work ends with the words: Now, in the place where he was crucified, there was a garden; and in the garden a new sepulchre, wherein was never man yet laid. There they laid Jesus. And rolled a great stone to the door of the sepulchre, and departed. Resurrection is the biggest lie of Christianity.
The Resurrection myth is based on the dying-and-rising god, a generic category for deities found within agrarian societies who are the focus of myths and rituals which represent the annual death and rebirth of the deity. All myths are echoes of rituals, and all rituals have as their primordial purpose the manipulation of natural phenomena by means of sympathetic magic. Carl Jung argued that archetypal processes such as death and resurrection were part of the trans-personal symbolism of the collective unconscious.
Venitis asserts that Magdalene, Jesus's wife, is the most important person of Christianity. She was the smartest and best apostle. She was the only apostle who could understand Jesus completely, and that's why all other twelve apostles were jealous of her. Magdalene is the first bishop of Christianity. Nevertheless, misogynist gay bishops of the Catholic Church and the Orthodox Church defamed Magdalene in order to restrict hierarchs to males, transforming church leadership to a gay club.
In June 326, Great Constantine had his eldest son Crispus, by Minervina, put to death by cold poison. In July, Constantine had his wife, the Empress Fausta, killed at the behest of his mother, Helena. Fausta was left to die in an overheated bath. Nevertheless, Constantine and Helen, the most sinister apes of planet Earth, are the most popular saints of the Church of Greece, the most corrupt Church on Earth!
This sinister Church is established by the stupid constitution as the official religion of Greece, the most corrupt country on Earth! The clergy's salaries are being paid by the stupid government. All students in primary and secondary schools in Greece are required to be brainwashed with religulous propaganda. Liaisons between the sinister church and stupid government are handled by the stupid Ministry of Education. There is even a religulous party in the Greek Parliament for stupid citizens, which gets 6% of the popular vote!
Mount Athos in Greek Macedonia is known as the Autonomous Monastic State of the Holy Mountain. This religulous World Heritage Site is home to twenty Orthodox wealthy monasteries and forms a self-governed monastic State within the sovereignty of Greece. Venitis points out Mount Athos, considered the foremost Academy of Homosexuality, got involved in myriad financial scandals in cahoots with the government of Greece, the most corrupt government on Earth. The Vatopaidi Monastery, built during the second half of the 10th century, is considered the richest and the most corrupt monastery on Earth, infamous for grabbing lands! Renown Arianna Huffington once sent her billionaire hubby to visit Mount Athos, and he came back an elightened gay!
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